To-do's and to-done list. I need an assistant!

This is my to-do list for the next week-ish. OMG!!!

Printing:
Brochure for TM/TWA finished and sent to printer for Potter-con
brochure paid
button finished and sent to printer
button paid
sign finished and sent to printer
sign paid
Brochure files sent to Azkatraz Heidi
Received brochures
received sign
received buttons

Costuming:
hemming feathered dress
handcuff skirt
hemming feathered robe
knee socks and body shaper to hold metal rod up back for ball
pick up leathers from dry cleaner
Corset finished - pending - waiting for corset maker to get back from camping
Black velvet skirt
wand
TAIL!
DE mask remake/tweak to unrecognizable - not started, materials owned
Phoenix mask - not started, materials owned
black tank
black tee

Ads:
ad space on AFF booked for both TM and TWA
ad space on AFF paid
two new banners for AFF created
totally caught up on years old AFF adminstration gossip
Go over current banners stats, replace two

Website:
Featured Story banners for The Masque and The WIKTT Archives
Story update
Announce Azkatraz sponsorship on places than need it
Final recruit from ES
Cancel ES membership

Home:
bills in mail
mortgage paid
Oven fixed - call HWA
Find blonde girl birth cert for airline
Dane plane tickets 7/3 - if not find cert
Change auto payments in CA account

Calls:
set up food service for HG/SS reading
hair appointment
Sharon/hemming help
Cancel AOL dial up
make boob sonogram appt.
make eye appt. and get new glasses